In an unexpected turn of events, the town's beloved orange tabby, Simba, has been named the official Neighborhood Watch Captain. The decision came after a heated debate among residents, who ultimately agreed that no one patrolled the area quite like Simba. Known for his vigilant stance on fences and his ability to stare down suspicious squirrels, the feline has garnered widespread support. "He never misses a thing," said one local. "I've seen him chase off everything from birds to stray dogs. If anyone's going to keep us safe, it’s him."
Simba was not available for comment, as he was busy taking his daily nap. However, sources say he has already laid out plans for new patrol routes and has appointed a group of pigeons as his deputy enforcers.
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